Why I Like It Longer

Long always comes with compliment, but here I want to show you the "short" side of a long side.

1. Majority of the females love silky long hair..so do I.. However, If I were to have long hair like these....

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NO THANKS!!! ;P

2. We always see the jealous eyes on the other females whenever a girl with a pair of nice skinny long leg walk pass by..."OMG, Look at her leg!! So seductive!"

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STILL SEDUCTIVE?? I DON'T THINK SO!!

3. We are always hoping that one day the digits in our bank statement would be as long as possible, if possible longer than 6 digits. Hah! Dream on! In reality, credit card statements are longer baby!

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DON'T APPLY FOR CREDIT CARD IS THE BEST! ;P

However, there's something which is definitely better when it comes with longer size. No, not the penis. -_-

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IT'S THE LG CHOCOLATE BL40!!

Now with this longer phone, complete with a 5MP camera with multi touch function features, as well as amazing 4-inch widescreen with crystal clear HD resolution which give users a cinematic experience, we don't even need a penis. *LOL it's a joke*